The Ant that Cowed the Lion

First thought: It would be fun to fuck in that tub.

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 22:20:10 -0500

First thought: It would be fun to fuck in that tub.

First day working our job. It was a lot easier for me than for her. Like, a ton. I handle the...

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 21:58:43 -0500

First day working our job. It was a lot easier for me than for her. Like, a ton. I handle the stress better. Handle the people better. Hell, I was fucking cheerful. She is now fully convinced that we are not somehow making this up or wrong about being plural. Because she would never be fucking cheerful while working our job.

dodostad: haisukka: in my headcanon aradia is a little round...

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 21:34:56 -0500

dodostad:

haisukka:

in my headcanon aradia is a little round <3

eeeeee this is so adorbs

ialsolikestrawberries: silvyshi: bishopscaresthelivingshitoutof...

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 21:31:05 -0500

ialsolikestrawberries:

silvyshi:

bishopscaresthelivingshitoutofme:

snowtier:

Shit.

almost too accurate to be funny

fuck

jesjsu fu

I need to read this for myself. Fuck.

mimicre: [image: Nepeta lying in Aradia’s lap, both of them in...

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 21:28:52 -0500

mimicre:

[image: Nepeta lying in Aradia’s lap, both of them in brightly-colored sleepwear]

clearly I am not going to accomplish anything today. hence: troll ladies!

ragecomicarchive: Occupy all the things

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 21:20:18 -0500

ragecomicarchive:

Occupy all the things

xamag-homestuck: Can somebody kill me plz facepalm

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 21:08:02 -0400

xamag-homestuck:

Can somebody kill me plz *facepalm*

homostuck: princessrabbitears: punarommi: originally ladies...

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:13:30 -0400

homostuck:

princessrabbitears:

punarommi:

originally ladies night drawing for homesmut

LADIES!

OH GOODNESS ME

Her birthday is June 16th. June 16th. Fuck. No wonder she was always forgetting August 30th. ...

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 19:17:44 -0400

Her birthday is June 16th. June 16th. Fuck. No wonder she was always forgetting August 30th. Fucking body’s birthdate but not hers and she had no fucking clue and felt weird for always forgetting.

That awkward moment when you both realize that neither of you is as old as the body is. Hahaha.

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 19:09:16 -0400

That awkward moment when you both realize that neither of you is as old as the body is. Hahaha.

So I am so fucking horny right now it isn’t even funny. And like, the body has no fucking...

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 18:57:55 -0400

So I am so fucking horny right now it isn’t even funny. And like, the body has no fucking clue what to do about it. So fucking used to being asexual and shit. And fuck. That’s another thing I fucking pushed onto her when I made her. Fucking uncomfortable as hell with sex so I fucking put those feelings into her and she became fucking asexual. Fuck shit. Being plural explains fucking almost everything about her and her brain shit and shit. Fucking hope she can forgive me for it someday.

SECRET TUNNEL

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 18:48:40 -0400

bubonickitten:

SECRET TUNNEL

THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN

SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL

yeah

Hahaha! I fucking love that song.

-Jacob

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Fri, 04 Nov 2011 23:53:24 -0400

bubonickitten: just-tea-for-me-thx: umbrellasandjam: bowtiesan...

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:21:48 -0400

bubonickitten:

just-tea-for-me-thx:

umbrellasandjam:

bowtiesandbamfs:

televisionismypatronus:

deeppuddles:

mynameisgrey:

cowmunist:

almostacquiredsanity:

consultingtimeywimeydetector:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

allhailgodtiss:

One of Earth’s traditional ballads.

I dare you all to listen to this and look at the gif with a straight face.

FAILED.

FAILED SO FUCKING BAD XD

AND NOW I’M DEAD.

I tried so hard

^ THAT GIF IS EXACTLY ME RIGHT NOW.

Little can cheer you up from a sore mouth. This happens to be something that cheers me up. That gif is so damn accurate. Took me like 2 seconds to laugh.

ECCLESTON!!

Omg

omggg

OH GOD TYPING FROM THE GRAVE

I TRIED SO HARD

I lost. I lasted all of two seconds.

Fucking lost my shit.

Fuck fuck shit. We just did this terrible fucking tug of war for fronting. And whenever one of use...

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:05:07 -0400

Fuck fuck shit.

We just did this terrible fucking tug of war for fronting. And whenever one of use fucking went under we immediately started fighting for control again. And about half way through we both started panicking that we wouldn’t be able to fucking stop and would get stuck in this shitty fronting backing loop forever. Not fucking fun at all. It doesn’t help that we aren’t really aware/autonomous when we are inside, so we had to mutually decide to stop pushing for front while we were fucking trying to keep the other from pushing us out of the fucking way.

fuckyeahfluttershy: Omg

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 23:17:18 -0400

fuckyeahfluttershy:

Omg

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Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:30:05 -0400

Photo

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:28:12 -0400

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Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:26:27 -0400

Fucking first post in this shit. I am Jacob. This is my blog because why not. I apparently swear a...

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:03:36 -0400

Fucking first post in this shit.

I am Jacob. This is my blog because why not.

I apparently swear a lot. Sorry. No wait. Fuck sorry.

I have no clue what the fuck this all is but I am keeping out of Jackie’s/my blog until I figure it out. So fuck that noise.

First day of fucking freedom in fucking years and I am finally coming down off the directionless ball of hate rage I was being. Course, I am being a shit. I am me so it wasn’t like I was locked up or anything. It was all me controlling shit and fuck. But I am in front now and shit.

I’m only really sorry that I worried/frustrated my girlfriend with this all. But she says she is okay and I’m taking her at her word.

Anyways, fuck shit and good night to you all!